{"product_id":"im-only-here-to-crack","title":"IM ONLY HERE TO CRACK","description":"Lightweight grit and deadpan humor meet reliable comfort. This garment-dyed tee feels softly broken-in from the first wear — the fabric has been dyed after construction to give a lived-in texture and subtle depth of color that only improves with time. Bold, all-caps text across the chest announces a wry attitude: short, sharp, and impossible to ignore. The relaxed, heavyweight cut drapes casually while the pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton and double-needle seams keep it dependable through frequent wear. Wear it to low-key nights with friends, open-mic sets, or any day when you want your shirt to do the talking while you do less. Sizes run S–4XL and the tubular knit without side seams gives a clean silhouette that layers easily under jackets or over hoodies.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for a soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for casual drape\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and clean lines\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, offered in 58 colors\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":48717388775679,"sku":"29965597818499427662","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":48717388808447,"sku":"47153929526899052049","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":48717388841215,"sku":"30165901847841485195","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":48717388873983,"sku":"21789452413627600007","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":48717388906751,"sku":"28369479273880539960","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":48717388939519,"sku":"86041156657113648293","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":48717388972287,"sku":"71206315653157757548","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":48717389005055,"sku":"75575127721825955852","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":48717389037823,"sku":"33611815391187705615","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":48717389070591,"sku":"33594930976204751296","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":48717389103359,"sku":"49249422484446428432","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0822\/1786\/1375\/files\/16876236877258036133_2048.jpg?v=1781734120","url":"https:\/\/questionableapparel-store.myshopify.com\/products\/im-only-here-to-crack","provider":"Questionable Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}